My Quirks and My Beautiful Mind

We all have quirks. I think these are what makes us special. I was talking to Chichi in Facebook and realized I really have a lot to deal with myself:

• I need to take a shower before going to bed. Before I got married I'd sprinkle my bed with my favorite baby cologne. I want my bedsheets and pillows to smell clean and fresh always, always.
• I always have a list. I have a lot of list. I usually forward plan my life.
  
• If possible I want things labeled, categorized, arranged neatly. But it's hard to this here when my mind wanders more than it should daily. I wish I can accomplish what my mind wants me to do.
• I cannot think nor sleep with chaos. Clutter affects my mood. The more I clean, the happier I am. But I am lazy so less cleaning, more craziness in this house! I have to settle with a threshold, chaos that would not last a week tops!!! Otherwise, I'd be screaming my head off and would become a threat to society.
• I wish I am superwoman so I can do things consistently, daily, with great fervor and love... but I am Mrs. Do-It-When-You-Feel-Like-It! My control freak mind is at war with my free spirited body! Perhaps I should just dial the mental institution now hahaha!!!
• There are a million thoughts racing per second, that's pretty normal. I can't concentrate on just one thought. If you know an impulsive buyer, I am an impulsive doer. If that's my thought for that moment I should do it right there and then... despite the schedule I've made. I need to learn how to let go of this compulsion it destroys the things I want... which drives me nuts at the end of the day.
• I need to be on the phone while I do my chores. Otherwise, what a bore it would be to just do a chore one at a time! The TV should be on, I am online in case someone buzzes me, I am cooking dinner, I am washing the dishes, cleaning the kitchen, doing the laundry, and well playing with my son... I even found myself reading a book in between... this drives other people mad but I live on this. I can't be left alone with just one thought and one chore, that would be the death of me.
• I don't like to change diapers! I am foregoing my plans of opening a daycare service. Shit makes my life a living hell!!! I am very happy that since Christmas my son has been very consistent doing his thing in the potty... (the stench of poop is enough to raise my blood pressure and I'm not kidding)
• The bathroom needs to be tidy ALWAYS, always!!! Hahaha!!! I am always HIGH when the bathroom is clean and smelling fresh... I get pissed with piss all over the floor, with watermarks on the mirror and on the sink.
• I NEED A MAID! Perhaps weekly to do the cleaning and laundry for me... if only. Maypa uli ko uy!

I am sure I missed out on other stuffs... care to share yours?